Sonntag, 22. Mai 2011

Well, well... these last few days haven't really been too good.
Y'all might have seen what happened at Burn! 04, when that punk Mr. Murder and his crap-ass friends mutilated poor Jack for good. It was downright nasty.
Now, I'm not even remotely down with this garbage style of wrestling at all. We guys backstage knew it was going to get a little juicy out there, but it went far beyond that, when this untalented bitch proved he can't go 10 steps without falling when it comes to wrestling. The spots they had planned were dangerous and all of them just showed they're botchy ass punks when they couldn't work them. Why poor Jack was even willing to work these kind of spots with those idiots, I don't know. I wouldn't.
But Jack's out for good and he might not ever be back - ever. A career might just've been ruined cause some punk asses who thought they're so cool hitting people with barbed wire (goddamn, how sick is that???). Now, I'm no regular user of cuss words, but fvck you, Murder, really. FVCK YOU!
If I could, I'd just beat him up for good, but as it is, he's my co-worker and we have a program going on. But I'm telling you this, bitch: Watch your back. Just remember you're still using the locker room as all the boys do.

Samstag, 14. Mai 2011

What a night!!

Wow, I'm still pumped from the show... I guess it's the price for enjoying the London nightlife for too long, eh?
Chad and me finally got to have a real smooth 1o1 together. After our Fusion bout, we both thought we owed our fans something, you know, so we really gave it our all.
Chad, bro - thank you so much for making me look good and be sure that I'm still feeling all the pain I put into making you look good out there. This one honestly must have been like the best match I ever had.

Well, as you might remember, I've had this contest going on about re-naming my signature piledriver. Now, I really liked most of the ideas y'all gave me, and the Gooma Driver really stood out. But I can't invite you to the BBQ, McFly, cause you'e already on the list! lol
So instead, I chose 'MasterM1ND's submission - my crosslegged sitout scoop slam piledriver will from now on be known as a tribute to Chris McFly, jr. - the Swinging Driver!

Anyway, y'all - be sure to check out Burn! 04, if you haven't already. It's a helluva show!

Dienstag, 3. Mai 2011

Smells like a contest and a barbecue over there...

Yo, it's yours truly, the Phoenix Johnson, once again babbling about some stuff you might find interesting.
In case you do, keep reading.
If not, check out this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV-7cDCx_dI&feature=related

Now, there's two things right now.
I got told that  needed a new name for one of my moves in FSP and my third annual barbecue is coming up.
If you don't know yet, I'm playing host once a year at the last of June, going into July 1 (USA, baby! USA!), inviting all the guys and chicks who keep the Lounge and the spirit of Gooma rolling to a BBQ, all free of charge.
This year, however, I wanna invite my extended family of the pro wrestling world, too, so I've already prepared invitations for the guys at FireStar Pro.
And YOU can be part of this very festivity, too!
How, you ask?
Simple!

As I already said, I need a new name for a move, because whenever I do the crosslegged sitout scoop slam piledriver at FSP house shows, the announcing team can barely get the anme out properly in the middle of a match.
Now guess why I haven't really used that one on TV, lol.
I've seen CIMA use the move as a Perfect Driver, and ya, it's catchy, but yours truly needs something special.
So, send me your suggestions via mail (e-mail, doh) or comments right here at the blog. I'll be choosing in a week or so and the winner will get to be part of the annual Gooma-BBQ!
Sound's good? All expenses paid, flight and stay and all that! Sounds better, huh? lol.
What you waiting for? Get crackin'!